Fortune Cookies

A blog listening fortune cookies I've opened. I know it is sad, but at the same time I find it interesting the sort of things that they have written. The headline is the cookie, the body is my comments.

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Location: Edinburgh, Midlothian, United Kingdom

Monday, September 26, 2005

You Will Achieve Most of Your Goals Tomorrow

Hi. It's been a while since my last post since I'm yet to source a new supply of fortune cookies. Anyway I have one as listed above. Also I'd like to state my goals for tomorrow are:

  • Have a fabulous time dancing.
  • Buy a winning lottery ticket.
  • Get a date.
  • Learn a new language.
  • Get well ahead on the project I'm working on at work.
  • Take over the world.
  • Make someone giggle.

That's it. I was tempted to put in a few others on account that I'll achieve most of them but I figured that was enough to work on.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Thursday Is Your Lucky Day Enjoy It

Well Friday was my lucky day back in February. As far as I know I have absolutely no plans for Thursday; I can't even play the lottery on that day to try and take advantage of my luck.

Louise, who incidentally is a lovely girl, asked me where I get my fortune cookies from. I do, actually, stuff my face with this much Chinese food; each time you order from my local takeaway you get a free fortune cookie. Once or twice I also bought some additional fortune cookies to keep me going. Recently, since I've been on a diet, I haven't been eating takeaway that much; I was thinking about buying a box of cookies to keep this blog active.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

You Will Soon Gain Something You Have Always Wanted

Oooh something I've always wanted. The problem I see with this is that something I wanted as a small child I probably don't want any more. I can't think of a desire that has lasted through out my whole life. Still, something I've always wanted. I can't wait :).

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Chinese Food Will Give You Good Health

I sense a little invested interest in this fortune cookie. The Chinese food from the local takeaway probably won't do much in the way of positive things to my health. I have been thinking about trying Green Tea again. I figure if I drink enough of the stuff I might eventually like it. I do like Chinese food though; it is probably second to the critically important Pizza food group (well I think it is a food group).

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Fortune Cookies Will Bring You Enthusiasm

Strangely this is entirely correct. I mean enthusiasm might be taking it a bit far, but certainly collecting them has become some what of a hobby for me. Even if I only use them to blog with.

Trials And Troubles Are On The Horizon, But You Will Ride The Storm With Ease

Well I've already felt I've been through some troubled times but apparently they are going to go downhill from here. Still I get to ride the storm (not ride Storm, that's totally different) with ease.

Monday, March 28, 2005

People Will Be Listening to What You Have to Say

As opposed to before where people will not be listening to what I have to say. It's difficult to say anything about this. It doesn't suggest that these people are in some way important. It could be talking about a call to some form of telebanking in which case I'm glad that they'll at least be listening to me.